houston, texas, no taxes, chicago, illinois. >> chicago's a great city. i love chicago, my wife's from chicago, but i've got to go with houston because i like the tax rate. >> and you were just there. >> i was just there, people were nice. i like the kind of semi-spanish style of the home, the gas grill, that outdoor living thing they've got going. >> it's a great house, great house, great location, houston, texas wins. >> wow! we've dethroned the painted lady. >> the former brothel, and that house, by the way, the other one, is actually, was a former brothel. so the english manor has deflowered the former brothel, so to speak. >> it's almost worth staying in the painted lady to hear the whispering -- >> you can't imagine the number of e-mails i got about it, seriously. but i have to tell you, it's a tough, tough go on this one. okay, both houses are amazing, both houses are in beautiful condition, both houses just are winners. but texas wins. the fact that unemployment in chicago is so much higher than houston, houston, 6%, chicago 9.2. you've got to giv